Please Get Out Of My House Embroidery Kit

This embroidery kit looks lovely with its off-white fabric, soft greenery curling along the edges, a sweet butterfly fluttering in from the bottom with just the right amount of charm. But don’t let the peaceful vibes fool you. Right there in the center, stitched in a calm green script, is your not-so-subtle request:

“Please get out of my house.”

It’s polite. It’s firm. It’s everything your non-confrontational little heart has ever wanted to scream but just can’t when your social battery runs out.

The kit comes with all the essentials: a 6" bamboo hoop, printed fabric panel, coordinating floss, needles, a threader, and instructions that even overstimulated introverts can follow. No experience necessary, just a low tolerance for people who don’t take hints.

Display it proudly in your entryway, living room, or anywhere goodbyes tend to drag. For those who are all about hospitality — within a time limit.